Lost Shoes
You have read my little tirades about finding a shoe in or
by the side of a road. Maybe you’re not
as curious as I am, but whenever I see one I can’t help but wonder how it got
there in the first place. Today people I
had my first experience with shoes (notice the ‘s’ on the end). I’m driving down the road and in the middle
of the road is a black and white oxford which looks like a golf shoe. My brain goes into overdrive about how in the
devil did a shoe just appear in the road.
But wait it gets better. A block
away the other shoe is in the middle of the road – now we have a complete
set. This was my first!
After seeing the second shoe I’m really wondering. Was there an argument going on in the car and
party one throws party two’s shoe out the window? Argument continues and party one throws out
the other shoe? I’m sure if that was the
scenario that it was probably pretty cathartic for the thrower. But you must surely know that by tossing the
shoes out the window, they’ve got to be replaced. Right?
I can find no logical explanation for two shoes to be out in
the middle of the road a block apart, except being thrown out the window. How else would they get there?
Thoughts anyone? I
decided seeing both shoes today was some kind of lucky omen for me. I’ll let you know when the luck kicks
in. In the meantime, be on the lookout
for PAIRS of shoes, they’re a rare find.
I'm typing this with my "SAD" light on mere inches away from my face. Gads is it bright. No need to turn on an overhead light, it's like having the sun inside the house with you.
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